D. Rose is Rambling: Open Letter to Tom Brady & His Pet Goat

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If there’s one thing we know about our very own D.Rose, it’s that he’ll tell you what he thinks. We can vouch for that fact as we saw him at camp last summer tell Eric Barton “Eric, I’m your only fan!!!” Today, D shares his thoughts on Brady calling the Jets an organization he doesn’t respect. Enjoy.

Dear Tom Brady,

I’m just writing to let you know how much I am sick of your act. You parade around vacillating between with your “aww-shucks” and then holier than thou attitudes using whatever best serves you in the moment. Even so, that smug sense of superiority that has become your trademark. There can be no doubt that you learned from that scumbag you call the HC of the NEP. Charles Barkley once said, “I’m not a role model” and this phrase can certainly be applied to Coach Belichick. Though I am not a parent, I can see that this is the man you would never want your child to emulate. He has had an affair, quit a job via a note, disowned a mentor and a mentee, and now been caught cheating on the field. They say character is what you do when nobody is watching and it’s clear that Belichick and his merry bunch of cheaters clearly have no character.

So you allude that you have no respect for the Jets. Well, let me tell you Tom Brady, nobody outside of New England has much respect for you. What kind of man leaves his long-term and recently impregnated girlfriend? What kind of man talks about admiring other “blue collar teams” when his entire organization has just been proven to be full of cheaters? That’s a real blue collar way to win championships. LT said it best when he said the adage in NE is “if you’re not cheating you’re not trying.” So please stop acting like your so great and so special, cause we all know that you couldn’t win the championship when you weren’t cheating.

So please, get over yourselves, we’ve gotten a real glimpse at the bowels of the Patriots, full of shady men with photographic memories who oversee illegal video tapings and then create false excuses for it, all the while telling Goodell to his face that rules were “misinterpreted.”

The luster of those shiny rings has faded, no matter how many diamonds Bob Kraft can jam into them. If we’re not worth respecting, it’s time to move out of NYC cause we don’t want you here anymore. You can use the cash from your apartment to pay the alimony for your neglected child.

Sincerely,
D.Rose

40 Responses to “D. Rose is Rambling: Open Letter to Tom Brady & His Pet Goat”

  1. If only we could cyber spit on him.

  2. Great job, DRose, I couldn’t have said it better myself. Cyber spite–that’s funny as hell. I cyber spit on thee, Tom Terrific.

  3. Amen and hallelujah. belicheat is dirt and brady is his lapdog. They deserve to have the asterisk next to their sb “wins”, as in

    * could they have won this game or even gottewn this far without cheating?

    thanks to roger dodger and the case of the disappearing evidence, we may never know.

  4. What a piece of shyt….

  5. KKkkkHHHHHH Thoooofffff

  6. Amen to that Rose.

    Also:

    Tom Brady hates children.

  7. I agree with your remarks.

  8. What the hell is he doing to that goat! Tom, step away from the goat! We’ve never seen pictures like that of him and Giselle or Bridgette.

  9. Right on Drose!!!

  10. Frankly, why should the Pats respect us? We should have beaten them last year, but couldn’t. It’s starting to look like the Coslett years against the Bills. Close doesn’t cut it. Week 2- we knock the pretty boy around and beat Kraft’s raft of cheaters, or we don’t have any cause to complain.

  11. You New Yorkers should stop giving him carte blanche when he’s in town with his panty model. Come on – I have seen videos and pictures where the locals gaze at him in awe. Start throwing tomatoes and eggs in his face when he’s out strolling in the Village.

  12. JC- you are an american hero

  13. My dream is to have Sonny open a package that contains Brady’s shoulders pad and fish.

  14. If you could only see me laughing as I’m thinking about how right you are D. Rose… I don’t know if anybody caught NFL Live last night on ESPN, but Tom Brady had choice words to say about ESPN concerning their coverage of the SPYGATE story and boy oh boy did TREY WINGO aka Fruitloop tear into Brady defending ESPN’s stance on the story they covered… WOW TREY WINGO of all people ripped T. Brady Hard Fellas if you could Youtube then do so; I’m telling you it’s priceless.

    TOM BRADY if you can read this YOUR A CLOWN!!! you got Backhanded by TREY WINGO… HA HA

  15. really?

  16. Message to Tom, you and your coach have forever fortified your place in football history, regardless of how much or little the tapes have helped they where still secretly obtained, used and then destroyed after a so called thorough investigation. Aside from helping win games these tapes had directly elevated your game and states, you knew who and when the blitz was applied, coverage packages and stunts being called. This knowledge regardless of what people say is priceless; it is like knowing the numbers to a lottery.
    As a JET fan I should dislike Billy B, but you and the Pats organization should hate him, and I will tell you why, because regardless of your future accomplishments you will always be remembered for Spy gate, these tapes have forever tarnished your career as a Patriot and maybe more importantly your character as a person. As a JET fan I just want to know one thing, how does it feel to be taken OFF the pedestal that you where placed on with the elite names of football such as Elway, Farve, Bradshaw, Marino etc. I cannot fathom what they currently think of you. You don’t respect us, ya well we can lose every game but we will do it honorably, and the FANS we still bleed green and white, Respect we don’t want it from you!!!
    You are no Joe Montana!!!

  17. jason

    amen to that…SB*…did they win it or did they steal it…you decide…i vote stolen…

  18. LOL, what a joke!!! cuddling with a goat, way to uphold the tough guy NFL stature. Tom Brady, please slip crossing the street in Manhattan falling in front of an oncoming MTA bus. Please!!

  19. I wish everyone would stop wishing ill on Brady. I know it’s mostly in jest, but beating the Pats would not be anywhere near as satisfactory if they had the excuse of him not being there and if he did not have to personally suffer it.

    Although, admittedly it would be fun to see the decline of their franchise (and if the franchise didn’t decline it would be because O’Connell or Cassell or someone like that had performed just as well as Brady in the same system, which could tarnish his claims to be one of the greats).

  20. bent

    your absolutly right…it will be much more gratifying to watch the jets defense torment loserbrady while he goes down in defeat…

    and the only way i’ll say brady is great is if he plays for another team and takes them to a SB and wins it…then and only then will i say he is great…as for now…he’s a guy who’s on a team who stole 3 SBs*…just my thoughts…

  21. wow….what a bunch of nonsense….

  22. How many times have you seen this photo of Tommy (Wussy) Brady with his goat?
    How many times have you seen a photo of the sperm donor with John? We haven’t.
    He has made it very clear that he is NOT INTERESTED of SERIOUSLY being in John’s life. John is better off not having such a self-absorbed egotistical ……. as this low life has turned out to be. Nice job you did on your son Mr. Brady SR.
    Mr. Brady SR, you taught your son cheating is acceptable so long as you win . Don’t lecture us on Christian values Mr. Brady, You need to lecture your son, that is if you believe what you preach.
    Nice message the Wuss QB is sending the youth, and your fans, that cheating is okay and abandoning and rejecting your son is okay.
    TB Wuss is a cheater many times over, an over grown adolescent and a derelict dad.

  23. I don’t want him hurt so badly he’s eating with a straw necessarily, but I do want him playing the games against us from turf level. I want to see Brady come up with a face full of turf in his mask on every play. I will love seeing Gholston, Harris, or anybody really, plant him on the turf so much that he eats his own words.

  24. Brady spends more time in New York than he does in NE, so JC is on the right track. But tomatoes and eggs are waste of good food on the guy, pick the dog poop off the sidewalk and lash it at the guy. That’s basically what he is: a DOG on a tight leash and a human waste of a person.

  25. Funny he should name the “four letter” team. Isn’t it IRONIC his ex GF that he dumped while pregnant named their son John Edward Thomas (JET) Moynahan.

  26. Brady nice goat.
    But you should try sheep.
    They are so much softer and better lovers too.

  27. yes its to bad the pats wont have any mercy on the poor old jets this year.and its to bad all the fans only have the spygate saga to give them hope.

  28. I wish I could to go the game but tickets are like $140 each on stubhub and that’s just for the 300 level. Forget that.

  29. LOVE IT ,WE SHOULD ALL PICKET IN FRONT OF HIS PLACE

  30. it is too bad Pats fans like Darryl have no life and are so insecure that they have to come on other teams blogs. You would catch on the lying cheating Hillary Rottencrotch Clinton site before you catch on a lying cheating Pats*** site.

    Yet if a Yankee fan were to come on Red Sux site, sports putz simmons stereotypes them all as “arrogant people who think they are better than anyone just because they happen to live in the NYC area”

  31. Sniff –Sniff –with out tb –you girls would have nothing to cry about.

  32. Brady’s legacy is tarnished. He won’t be remembered as greater than Montana. That is all that matters.

  33. just for good measure BOSTON SUCKS! BOSTON SUCKS!

  34. We’ll see how much he disrespects the Jets D after he gets tea-bagged a couple of times by Pace, Gholston, Harris, etc.

  35. tom brady’s legacy – goat boy.

  36. chicken crap !!!!

  37. baaaaa baaaaa sheep boy

  38. Hmmmm !!! –your hung up on sheep –ha-ha- !

  39. Wow. I didn’t realize Jet fans were such a bunch of jealous whiners. The Jets suck and you would all kill to have Tom on your team. Have fun in the basement boys!

  40. You mean the guy who hasn’t won a superbowl without cheating?