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Wayne Hunter, Madden Morale Demigod

by Bassett on June 28th, 2008 at 11:38 pm

Madden ’09 has released their rankings for players. I can see how players would be offended on their rankings, but this is one of those things where it’s pretty subjective to determine just how just how much agility a certain player has in the NFL.  A fact I’ve not been dissauded from since Devin Hester whined his way into getting 100 speed two years ago.  Anyway, here’s some highlights:

Highest …

Overall: 96 Kerry Rhodes
Speed: 98 Justin Miller
Acceleration: 98 Justin Miller
Strength: 93 Kris Jenkins & Alan Faneca
Agility: 96 Justin Miller
Tackling: 94 David Harris
Morale: 100 Wayne Hunter

This is the best news for the Jets since OT Michael King was seven inches tall!  Umm … so the highest single characteristic of any player on the team is Wayne Hunter’s morale?  Wow, way to go Wayne.  As Tom F. asked “does he throw a kegger every night of the season at his house or something?” Normally, I’d say yes, but it appears that Matt Leinart only got a 75 … so since he does throw keggers and use his own homemade beer bong every night, then no.

Oh yeah, and Chad Pennington is the most likely in Madden to get injured (65)…

Thanks to Tom F. and Dan C. for sending in the information!

8 Responses to Wayne Hunter, Madden Morale Demigod

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  2. avatar Dan C says:
    June 29, 2008 at 9:31 am

    You’re welcome?

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  3. avatar 18andOne says:
    June 29, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Wow, I know a lot about the Jets, but even I had to look up Wayne Hunter. Not sure how you get a 100 in morale, but he must have made a “special visit” to EA sports to get that rating.

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  4. avatar Reprocity says:
    June 29, 2008 at 1:28 pm

    I wonder how much of those ratings are based on stats as opposed to perception?

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  5. avatar mic w says:
    June 29, 2008 at 5:28 pm

    Its funny that Dwight Lowery(cb) has a 82 for catching, which is actually higher than Brad Smith’s who has a 80. LOL

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  6. avatar Mike G says:
    June 30, 2008 at 12:28 am

    Why is Revis only 88?
    89 is low for cotchery
    80 is low for baker (Kevin Boss of the giants is also ranked 80, with less than 10 career receptions)
    Is Clemens really as bad as a 77??
    Its funny that almost all of our starters are ranked above 85 yet our team is ranked below 75?

    Madden ratings are retarded

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  7. avatar Jets Guy says:
    June 30, 2008 at 1:39 am

    can someone post the link to the player ratings cause i cant find it…

    thanks

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  8. avatar ramble914 says:
    July 2, 2008 at 10:43 am

    I don’t know, but if I had a 20 yo hottie on her knees wanting to suck something, it sure wouldn’t be that beer bong!

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