Paul at Sportslaugh
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1. Score more points than the other team.

2. Don’t let the other team score as many points as you.

3. Carry 4 QBs and 4 kickers.

But, you’ve already said that stats are “meaningless,” “FOR LOSERS” and that “The only stats that count are Wins and Losses.”

I hardly think what you really want are more stats.

i agree with everything you said except the part about a real HC…i just dont think its time to fire MANGINI…if at the end of the season we are not a top 5 OFFENSE and DEFENSE then we have to look for a new DC and OC…i want a high powered offense and defense before the year is finished…we have the talent to become a dominating team…a team that others fear to play…a team that others hate to play…

The only thing offensive is the Jets offense. Numbers are fine, but after 2 games they are meaningless.

In football, matchups dictate the outcome more than the previous results. If you want to talk about tonites game you should highlight the matchups and put some statistics to back up your point.

Like (San Diego O against a 3-4 D, or Jets D against teams that have top RB’s)

If I get your point, you want ingenious aphroisms like “HIT THE QUARTERBACK” and “perform” and “get rid of the coach.” You want Peter King style analysis. Idle, ill informed opinion. You don’t want anyone to actually break down the other team. I get it. And all numbers lie, right?

I just have one question. I said up front that I was adding some statistical analysis to flesh out the keys to the game. If you didn’t want all this “crap” or “mumbo jumbo,’ why did you bother to read it? If you had no interest and have no faith in statistics, why consume it and then publicly express your belief that it’s inherently pointless? If you wanted everyone to know how you felt,we’ve got it. You don’t need to tell us any more. I do have a suggestion. Don’t read it next time. I won’t be offended.

BTW, All Things NY, the n for average efficiency per game is 32. Exactly why is standard deviation not useful? Actually, don’t answer that. I don’t want to give you a headache.

I bet Should-be-Shott makes Teddy C look svelte and brilliant, even if he’s caught with his fingers in the donut box.

If we manage to get ahead, Sutton will save the Chargers bacon by playing not to lose. And, we can always count on Graham.

We should be grateful we have such a generous coaching staff that they make other teams look better than they are.

harlan

1. As every week, HIT THE QUARTERBACK, and HIT HIM HARD! If any of you saw that Pit. Steelers game, we saw it is impossible to be hit HARD in the begining of a game without striking fear into the leader of the Offense for the rest of the game.

2. Set up the run with the passing offense early in the game! Can be vice versa if a lead is in place and only if it works!

LETS GO JETS