Cheer Up Guys!
Daily News Page Six notes that even though Jets players didn’t get to the playoffs, three of them were cheered up nevertheless, for reasons unrelated to football.
- Porn star Heather Hunter gave consoling lap dances at Noel Ashman’s club the Plumm to still-grieving Jets Marques Murrell, D’Brickashaw Ferguson and Sione Pouha on New Year’s Eve, while Mario Lopez locked lips with girlfriend Courtney Mazza at the Joonbug.com party at Marquee.
That might not be the right descriptor, as according to Wikipedia, that defines her past, not present.
Just take it for what it seems at face value … a funny incident at a Manhattan club. The saddest part of this whole thing is that Jets players were mentioned in the same line item with Mario (shudder) Lopez.
23 Responses to Cheer Up Guys!
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I appreciate this blog, but I didn’t expect an X-rated post here. Please refrain from such disgusting posts about the immorality of players. I try to stay away from these things. If I see it again, I will not subscribe to these posts and make sure to deter other people from reading this web site. Please do not make me regret coming to this web site.
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I appreciate this blog and was thrilled to see a X-rated post here. I wish I would have loved to have gotten a lap dance after our most recent collapse. Unlike Guarav I would like to contiue to see the look under any stone info that makes me love TJB.
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Rudibager says:
X-rated posts? Is there something very bad in the wikipedia link? (not clicking at the moment because I’m at work)
There’s nothing in the actual post that is even R-rated, much less X-rated!
Sheesh since when is having a good (and legal) time immoral? Hopefully this is just a troll.
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ridinmywave says:
how can you tell someone to refrain from doing things on “their” own blog. there is nothing x-rated, r-rated, pg-13 rated, or anything offensive about this besdides men having fun at a party. all i see is news, and a picture of a clothed woman. some people need to lighten up and stop being so critical to where you sound pointless.
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hank/naples says:
Spoken like a true Jets fan; instantly carrying everything to the extreme. The only thing X rated about the post is that these guys were celebrating at all !!!!
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FYI … nothing linked is NSFW … I don’t do that without warning … and rarely do it anyway.
daily news just has text and the other link is to wikipedia.
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RING RING …
Hello?
hey mikey! looks like zack is on the phone to thank you right now!!!
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Bent says: Are we absolutely sure that it wasn’t Greg Gumbel and not Mario Lopez?
Now we know why D’Brick’s hand placement was so much better this season.
Now that Mangini is gone, the players apparently can get a lap dance instead of doing a lap.
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DSmizzle says:
Bent comes out ZINGIN’!
ZING!
ZING!
ZING!
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gsteigs says:
ahuja se ya x rated are you kiden me
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subwayfare says:
“Now we know why D’Brick’s hand placement was so much better this season.”
That is funny.
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dade county jets fan says:
strippers ??? strip club????whats next…..a party boat???? are the players getting prepared in case woody hires mike tice as head coach?……………..I think its funny that a couple of guys going to a strip club is considered news because they wear jet green……and to gaurav ahuja….please dont post comments if your gonna be a sourpuss….please do unsubscribe to this post , whatever that means.
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dade … it wasn’t a strip club, Plumm is one of those ultrachic one word pretentious lounges …
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GANGGREEN says:
Gauray Ahuja take some VIagra you will then see the humor in the post…
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mole57 says:
Bent, I was expecting a Pouha/sandwich joke from you. Please don’t disappoint.
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18andOne says:
Eff the J-E-T-S! With the way the team performed this year, and the front office expecting us to pay for the new stadium, every Jets fan around the world should be getting a lap dance from a porn star of their choice compliments of the Jets organization. As Jets fans we deserve it!
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JustAGreenGuy says:
and they let the Jets in. Don’t they have door men to keep out that riff raff.
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Jets-Fan-4-Life says:
Hey Bassett,
Thanks for the laugh this afternoon. Your pic of Zack Morris and that huge old school cell phone caused me to choke on my lunch!!!By the way those days (the late 80′s early 90′s) were awesome!! Nothing beat the movies, tv shows, the chicks with the big hair, gel, the clothing, the music, and most of all the electronics!!
Damb, now that I’m looking back I realize growing up sucks!!
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Hey Bassett,
Thanks for the laugh this afternoon. Your pic of Zack Morris and that huge old school cell phone caused me to choke on my lunch!!!By the way those days (the late 80′s early 90′s) were awesome!! Nothing beat the movies, tv shows, the chicks with the big hair, gel, the clothing, the music, and most of all the electronics!!
Damb, now that I’m looking back I realize growing up sucks!!
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Bent says:
Mole57: I couldn’t decide between joking that Pouha usually devours sandwiches, but this time was tempted by some mouthwatering buns or just going with this:
Pouha: *devours cleavage*
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nfl game football says:
Bent is really funny, but I actually think Gaurav is trying to be funny, and I got a glaugh (a laugh that won’t quite grab).
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Geoff says:
at least no one shot themselves
Zack Morris for head coach!!