Caption Contest: Belichick Enlisting Spiritual Help
Yes, that’s really the Dalai Lama wearing a Patriots hat (Best headline out of all the sites reporting it). He spoke at Gillette Stadium yesterday and I just needed to not be the only one dumbfounded by this image. He came to Buffalo and didn’t wear a Bills or UB hat! I’m insulted.
So what better way to pass a rainy Sunday than a Caption Contest!
Winner gets a burger at my tailgate at the home opener.
And…. GO!
43 Responses to Caption Contest: Belichick Enlisting Spiritual Help
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Zartan says:
Theres no camera under my robe!!!
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dan says:
Please don’t let the Jets new SWAGGERLICIOUS defense hurt another New England QB!
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Dave TN says:
“Mr. and Mrs. Bundchen, I now pronounce you man and wife.”
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dade county jets fan says:
“how do i reach the kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiids”
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Brendan says:
I pray for you Mr. Belichick…I come here today to warn you of your future life as an anal bead..
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“I’d like to thank Mr. Kraft, Coach Belichick, and the Patriots organization for drafting me. They obviously wanted me badly, trading their 2010 1st round pick the rights to Troy Brown to the Nepal Super Sherpas for me. I just want to get into camp and start learning the offense. Thank you.”
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Led says:
“Christ Almighty. That prick Belichick makes the leader of the ChiComs look like Rush Chairman.”
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LeeToon says:
Mr. Belichick, I will ask god to forgive you for the way you have treated all the players you have ever had with expiring contracts.
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Smashmouth says:
Tom Brady is giving me a makeover. We’re going shoe-shopping tomorrow.
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Olaf says:
I’m not the oldest one here (cough cough the patriots defense)
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ESD says:
I also hate sleeves.
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Organized Chaos says:
“I am here to say that despite the fact that the Jets think they have found a new savior in Mark Sanchez, the blessing I am putting forth on the Patriots Organization, will further screw them down the road in some way shape or form”
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Mike K says:
this is my only hat
forget the hat does anyone realize i’m wearing a snuggy -
JetsRutgersMets says:
“Im only friends with Belichick because he gets me cheap drinks at the bahhh”
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hank/naples says:
4th and 1, Oh great father, they are doing it again !
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FloridaJet says:
Hmmmmm..Hmmmm..Hmmmmm
Make the tapes disappear..
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Doug in Long Valley says:
lol, Dave in TN
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CA88FAN says:
“I’m just happy to back for another season”, quote from Junior Seau, at the latest Patriots press conference.
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“to be back”
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Scott/NY says:
” It is against my religion to cheat my fellow man and
besides, B-t-h betta have my money” -
jchryss says:
My religious philosophy is kindness, my football philosophy is cheat and lie.
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mole57 says:
Help. That bastard Belichick made his players twist me into a pretzel and then they stuck this f*%&ing cap on my head.
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Jamie Abingdon, MD says:
“With the 26th pick in the NFL Draft, the New England Patriots select, the Dali Lama himself. The 12th son of the Lama. The flowing robes, grace, bald…Striking.”
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JL says:
Let us pray for all the choking victims of the world, especially those here in New England,
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Jeff says:
“I graciously accept the position of replacing John Madden on Sunday night football”
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I’m impartial.. just like Peter King.
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Brandon "You're With Me"riweather says:
“Dalai” means “Ocean” in Mongolian, and is a translation of the Tibetan name “Gyatso,” while “Lama” is the Tibetan equivalent of the Sanskrit word wisdom.” Putting the terms together, the full title is “Ocean Teacher” meaning a teacher who is spiritually as deep as the ocean.
Add in the patriots hat, and he’s just another douchebag.
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BubbyBrister/shovelpass says:
“So what you’re telling me is, Brady move the ball from here to here…just like this… and they freakin’ called that a TUCK RULE ???!! Holy Crap! “
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BigKatFan says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLRightyyyyyy thhheeeeennnnn……..
my super bowl 42 ring is probably lying in a big pile of……guano!!
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DKnyj says:
Our number one rule here at the monastery is once we graduate our apprentices and they “leave the nest”, we must treat them like dirt and never shake their hands with genuine sincerity.
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Darrell says:
“giggity”
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“The journey of a thousand miles begins with the first step, but cheating sure does save a lot of time and wear-and-tear on the feet.”
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RichSS says:
and with his first pick in the “holy rollers” fantasy draft the dalai lami takes Tom Brady!
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“Wow…and I thought The Beatles practice sessions were eff’ed up… !”
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Dennis says:
Do you smell bacon?
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“Tom Brady is making $20 million a year and they couldn’t get me a fitted hat?”
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“This Belichick guy is really boring; he’s giving me nothing. When do I meet this Obama?”
“On his deathbed, Belichick to receive total consciousness, so he has the going for him; which is nice”