Link: The Fish Are Gonna Get You
Breaking News: Jason Taylor has just become the happiest man in Florida. The Miami Dolphins are going to be doing that Conga this season with Gloria Estefan claiming partial ownership of the Fish.
Singer Gloria Estefan and her husband, producer Emilio Estefan, are buying a “very small” ownership stake in the NFL team, a person familiar with the deal said Monday. The person requested anonymity because the deal won’t be announced until Thursday by owner Stephen Ross.
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It’s unclear whether the Estefans will have a role in Dolphins entertainment.
“Everybody gather round now…”
Gloria buys a small stake and it’s unclear the Miami Soundmachine is going to do the entertainment? Tell that to another sucker.
Thank you, Gloria. Your “‘very small’ ownership” has opened up the doors for even more Jason Taylor jokes. As if the orange uniforms weren’t bad enough.
Step aside, Ozzy. Crazy Train already had it’s run.
How’s this for intimidation?
I can’t stand it any longa
As if I did not hate Miami enough, just seeing her picture reminded of the worst 4th of July fireworkds game I ever went to @ Yankee Stadium – because her band SUCKED!
this is manna from heaven. if only air supply bought a piece of the pats…
Ladies and gentlemen welcome to late June early July NFL news that doesn’t involve Brett Farve.
In Miami, throw the covers on your head
You pretend like you are dead
But I know it
J-E-T-S DEE FENSE is gonna geycha
CALVIN PACE is gonna getcha
KRIS JENKINS is gonna getcha
BART SCOTT Defense is gonna get you
J-E-T-S DEE FENSE is gonna get you tonight
No way, you can fight it every day
But no matter what you say
You know it
J-E-T-S DEE FENSE is gonna getcha
O eh, ouch, o eh, ouch
O eh, oo aah, o eh, oo aah
O eh, ouch, o eh, ouch
O eh, oo aah, o eh, oo aah
O eh, ouch
Snap crack pop
Snap crack pop
Snap crack pop
Just another example of why the Dolphins and their fans are gay!!
Now Jason and Gloria can exchange skin moisturizers.
it won;t be long and the jets front office will be trying to get thier own band mascot…..and the perfect choice would have to be boy george and the culture club……..
when the jets start singing “do you really want to hurt me….. the rest of the NFL will say “YES WE DO”
Wonder how Calvin Pace is gonna get ya when he’s suspended? Yes AFC East is definately changing with Dolphins being #1 & Jets Being last . but they are used to that