Everything in here just wasn’t fit to print in a standard TJB article … until now that is.

So whats new in the world of sports? Well “OC[D]” is at it again this time snubbing Dancing With the Stars in favor of The Alvin Ailey Dance Theater. Normally if a guy like Mike Nugent said it, you could probably find under Sign of the Apocalypse — but in the comfort of my own home without forking over $40 + for a magazine, Ochocinco has once again enlightened us utilizing innovative technology:

“Dancing with the stars my ass, let me see me them dance with the Aileys and remember them damn routines and movements, Child Please!” – OGOchoCinco

Maybe that doctor slapped him too hard …  

Michael Vick’s sentence ends Monday. The next step for the former star? Competing with Brooks Bollinger for the third spot on the Cowboy’s roster the starting job on Jim Haslett’s UFL Orlando.

After breaking up with Jessica, Tony has obviously moved on to the new love of his life, endorsements and “ball pen” hammers.

Mr. T.O. wants you to think see the other side of his life … I thought we already saw it when he cried himself a river defending Mr. “Ball Pen.”

He feels like a smart guy — that’s why the Redskins drafted him isn’t it? To replace Greg Blache.

I look forward to the Budweiser otherwise turn off the TV during commercials.

NBC has no hard feelings, the price was right.

Wait… Doug Jolly!? Oh, sorry wrong one. “JJ” as I like to call him is still boiling in hot water. I’m still waiting for Ted Thompson to show him the door, like Brett the Ballerina.

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