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Happy Belated Birthday RelleRev! Can We Get You a Visit From Clinton Kelly?

by Bassett on July 30th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

I don’t exactly have a lot of money, I don’t exactly have expensive taste, I don’t exactly have a personal stylist, but I do exactly know that even Mark Sanchez and his belly shirt would say that this combination that Darrelle Revis wore to his birthday party the other night was … a bold choice.

11 Responses to Happy Belated Birthday RelleRev! Can We Get You a Visit From Clinton Kelly?

  1. avatar AKA.....Drew says:
    July 30, 2009 at 1:24 pm

    Are those red slacks and a maroon silk shirt?? This is not good.

    We need Kerry to go talk to our boy Revis….ASAP.

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  2. avatar AKA.....Drew says:
    July 30, 2009 at 1:26 pm

    Do you think the honey in the black dress is laughing at this outfit Revis out together?

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  3. avatar Brett Justin says:
    July 30, 2009 at 1:35 pm

    haha that is kind of funny…whos that girl in the white dress is she an actress???she looks familiar

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  4. avatar JustAGreenGuy says:
    July 30, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    With the way he shuts people down I don’t care if he wears a shirt like a patchwork quilt. He is the man and at least it isn’t Baywatch shorts.

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  6. avatar AKA.....Drew says:
    July 30, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    Speaking of funny……

    Reports just came out that Big Papi tested positve for sauce along with Manny in 2003…..

    The Yankees even cheated better than the Sox did in the steriod era.

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  7. avatar Bent says:
    July 30, 2009 at 2:26 pm

    Are those pants Darrelle’s version of a QB’s red practice jersey? In other words, you aren’t allowed to touch me below the waist! Playin’ a little hard to get, there, Darrelle?

    I could have sworn LeToya Luckett was a defensive tackle for the Cowboys.

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  8. avatar Chase says:
    July 30, 2009 at 2:29 pm

    David Hasselhoff wants his clothes back.

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  9. avatar AL says:
    July 30, 2009 at 5:15 pm

    First —Darelle Happy Birthday.

    Second—- lose the red pants.

    Third—–Lose some the cockiness you have been showing this offseason. Stay Humble

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  10. avatar TJBfan (twitter @infresco4) says:
    July 30, 2009 at 7:48 pm

    Revis i just bought your jersey like 3 months ago….ugh thats just very distasteful….thankfully he has to wear a uniform to work.

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