News: Miami Heat Makes Joey Porter Even More Delusional
Somehow, Joey Porter thinks that the Dolphins are the bullies on the block in the AFC East.
“This conference isn’t big enough for too many bullies,” Porter said. “There can only be a certain amount of bullies on the playground at one time before they fight and find out who the real bully is. We feel like the AFC East still runs through Miami, and they feel a different way.
“We split with them last year and won the one that counts. We plan on doing that again when they come here on Monday.”
Not to split hairs Joey, but they BOTH counted. And 32-40 over the past five plus years doesn’t make the Dolphins a bully … 2008 was a lucky punch and not much more. Also, how are the Patriots not the real bully for the past five years anyway?
23 Responses to News: Miami Heat Makes Joey Porter Even More Delusional
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Give Leon The Damn Ball says:
i freaking hate flipper!
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Brendan says:
Wow. I like Porter’s insanity, but be serious for a second, Joey. I’m a Jets fan and I even say that road still runs through NE. Oh, and the Fins have gotten beaten down by the Jets the past 5 years. SHADDUP.
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Jets = Misery says:
Speaking of delusional, Peter King picked the Dolphins to beat the Jets.
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NorCal says:
Porter is a tool, and so is Taylor.
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john sec.125 says:
i’ll say it again. any team that parades around in toothpaste tube colored uniforms, with a goofy mammal on their helmet, can’t be taken seriously.
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57JETSBLITZ says:
F@&k Joey Porter…..the ‘new’ Brick will pancake his ass into oblivion. Then we’ll introduce him to War Machine for the final quater. Screw em’.
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James in TN says:
Taylor and Porter deserve each other.
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GREENMONSTER says:
JETS 24…GUPPIES 3
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Jason says:
Peezy, fix yo mouf.
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jeffjets12 says:
this guy needs to get a grip on reality… one and three dosent sound like a bully. it dosent even sound like a contender…
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GP says:
DASS DISRESPECT!!
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AA Brooklyn says:
I hate the f’n Dolphins
If I ever see Dan Marino on the street I will punch him in the balls -
marino was a great player. joey porter is not.
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Marino was a great player but to me he represents all I hate about the Dolphins, ok not all that loudmouth idiot Jason Taylor still makes me angry. But I respect Marino but I hate him more than anyone in the NFL. I disagree John, Joey Porter is a great player not a hall of famer and clearly not on Marino’s level but still at the end of his career Porter is still a factor. He may run his mouth like a moron and he may say some of the dumbest things but he is a great player. F the Dolphins I want to crush them and make them look silly. Go JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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AA, good player? yes. great? i don’t know. believe me, i hate that team and their fans, as much as you do. we need to start playing like a serious contender for an entire game. i hope it starts monday night.
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Pace returns. They have no receivers of note, so we don’t need to worry about blitzing too many guys. It’ll be a bloodbath.
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After reading that it probably is going to sound wrong.
What I meant was, since they have no receivers of note, we can blitz everyone and not have to worry about it.
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supercooljetfan says:
porter gotta be one of the biggest morons in the world and just watchng him always yapping and arguing with people during warm-ups is annoying…i think id feel the same way even if he was a jet
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Harvlis says:
He hasn’t seen a Rex Ryan Jet team. He’ll learn to shut up. If there is a bully on the block, he is wearing a green and white seventy seven.
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Fresno FIns says:
Don’t hate the fins just cause they are gonna take down your rookie QB. You guys are on the road, down a receiver, and in the spotlight of MNF with a rookie behind the wheel. If Sanchez can’t get going then they better hope the running game can get through the FIns #2 ranked rush defense. I predict a close one 20-17 fins.
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You bring up our rookie QB, but forget to bring up your own? Selective reasoning…
Whatever helps him sleep at night..
I can’t wait for Rex & Co. to punch those guppies right in the face..