At which point the girlfriend turns around and says, “yeah, well, he’s getting laid after the game tonight, and you’re going home alone. So who’s the loser?”

Absolutely silenced the entire section. Just no comeback for that.

Jet fans were filing out of the stadium in depressed silence. As I was walking down one of the corkscrews, this geeky Dolphin fan – glasses, attempted beard, dressed head to toe in their despised pastel colors, your usual Miami fan loser – starts running down the ramp, tapping Jet fans on the shoulder and screaming “hah” in their faces. So he passes me and is about 30 feet ahead, and repeats his routine to yet another fan. The Jet fan takes no apparent notice, but, as Dol-Dork passes by, puts his hand into the small of the guy’s back and shoves him, hard, into one of the concrete support posts. The guy hits the post like something out of a Bugs Bunny cartoon, and slowly slides down the post to the ground.

Well, there’s not much that could’ve made me laugh that day, but I, along with the rest of the people on the ramp, absolutely cracked up. Don’t know what happened to loser-boy Dol-fan; brain damage would have been an improvement.

Then later a charismatic jets fan got up and told this dolphin fan, “remember the monday night miracle, this will be similar but more poetic”. Def Jam Poetry continued as the mode of communication between the two for the next 15 min……

1. Old hamden park, glasgow- prior it British stadums going all seated we stood, and at this one u really did need to have eyes in the back of ur head due to total lack of toilet facilities

2. Under 16 world cup in Tynecastle park saudi arabia were playing 30000 capacity, there were about 40 of us there total.

3. Prague- machine gun welding baton bashing police never going back there

4. Lords cricket test match zzzzzzzzzzzzzz, worst seat in the house couldn’t see a thing…acually that worked out ok

5. Trying to get 8 pints back to the seats at murrayfield using cardboard trays in the pishing rain

Now we have another annoying guy in our section who yelling “Throw it to GREEN” every time the opposing QB drops back to pass. He does it the entire game and it gets really obnoxious. Haven’t seen him yet this year.

My answer, “he does not shower after the game.”

Dec. 10 1983- Last game @ Shea. Loss to Pittsburgh Steeler 34-7.

Near the end of the game they changed the score board to read “New Jersey Jets”.

Fans believing their seats were literally their seats begin disassembling them to take home a souvenir. Some people brought tools to the stadium for this purpose others were kicking the seats apart. It was the only time I remeber security (Shea employees) patting down people to get out of the stadium if you looked like you had a bulge (seat back) under you coat. I still remember the small mountain of seat parts near the exit when we left the stadium.

A fan runs out onto the field to get on tv. The cops begin chasing him. He takes off and makes a mad dash for the stands. One of the cops (who ran like a deer) catches him in stride just before the stands and slams the guy’s head into the wall. The cop who caught him along with another cop pick up the fan with blood pouring from his head and face and drag him off the field.

I was with a large group of people that night and one of our drunk friends sitting in a different section also decided it was a good idea to run onto the field and yell into the ref’s face. Being to drunk to notice the cops were near by, he was caught and dragged off the field. Once under the stadium out of site from the public eye the cops beat him pretty good and through him out of the stadium. That’s back when cops got away with instant justice. He got what he deserved and took a bunch of verbal abuse from our group after the game.