39 Responses to “Caption Contest: Rex’s New Sponsor”

1. Andrew, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:03 pm Said:

   Rex Ryan tearfully tries to explain why he can’t put eight men in the box.

2. SackDance99, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:10 pm Said:

   “Since my butt also bleeds for the Jets, can I get Preparation H as a sponsor, too?”

3. Alan, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:10 pm Said:

   In 2:25, Rex will tearfully ask the fans to do more

4. mole57, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:10 pm Said:

   “I’m a passionate guy, and I’m man enough to admit that I have a sinus infection.”

5. Billy B, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:10 pm Said:

   D-REX to Kleen-Rex in a matter of 2 months!

6. mole57, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:11 pm Said:

   “Oprah starts at 2:30, so I have these just in case.”

7. JetsVille51, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:11 pm Said:

   When I lose a game, nothing absorbs my tears better

8. Billy B, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:16 pm Said:

   Say what you want, but Mangina never cried.

9. spentmiles, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:18 pm Said:

   I’ll be watching tape later, so I’m just going to take these with me to my office.

10. mole57, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:19 pm Said:

    “They’re also useful for cleaning your slain enemies’ blood off your hands. But none of you media sharks EVER mentions that.”

11. Brendan, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:21 pm Said:

    Billy,

    Mangini never blinked.

12. greg sec 130, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:22 pm Said:

    It takes a big man to cry. A really, really big man.

13. Lageman, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:22 pm Said:

    I think this story is being overblown. Having a coach who is passionate is better than having a robot who looks like Elroy from the Jetsons.

    Players cry all the time.

14. greg sec 130, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:26 pm Said:

    And a lot of people making comments about losing for 40 years.

15. Jon Berman, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:35 pm Said:

    They closed the all you can eat buffet yesterday.

16. Jason, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:40 pm Said:

    My balls are real sweaty, only these super soft kleenex can absorb the amounts of water the accumulate during these press conferences.

17. EpidemikE, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:42 pm Said:

    @Jon Berman, thats the best one I read yet. Youre the winner in my eyes.

    I personally think that this is seriously getting overblown.

18. JetObsessed28, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:44 pm Said:

    “These are for Ahmad Carroll.. He’s going to need em once he realizes that he needs a new career”

19. BMW119, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:47 pm Said:

    I gotta have something to clean up with after watching videos of the 2000 Baltimore Ravens defense.

20. Bon Jerman, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:51 pm Said:

    Sorry about the tissues guys, Im having some bad vaginal discharge

21. Jon Berman, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:52 pm Said:

    @ EpidemikE—

    Thanks- I am on twitter (berms24)

22. Marc, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:52 pm Said:

    “They can also serve as napkins”.

23. Bon Jerman, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:54 pm Said:

    I love your quote Jon. I get a chubby thinking about rex at a buffet. LOL :)

24. starz31, on November 19th, 2009 at 2:55 pm Said:

    Kerry Rhodes loaned me this box…said they come in handy when you try and get yourself to sleep at night.

25. SackDance99, on November 19th, 2009 at 3:00 pm Said:

    Off topic, more proof that Rex as a “player’s coach” doesn’t mean that the players don’t take their job seriously (from Cannizaro in today’s NY Post):

    How serious are the Jets about doing the extra things to get a win this week? According to a team source, 41 players came to the complex to work out and study on their day off Tuesday — the largest number to come in since Mike Tannenbaum took over as GM.

26. greg sec 130, on November 19th, 2009 at 3:04 pm Said:

    “Now where is that jackass who bet me I couldn’t stuff 225 Kleenex tissues into the back of my throat?”

27. spindoctor, on November 19th, 2009 at 3:05 pm Said:

    Woody will need to borrow them soon if PSL sales don’t increase

28. SackDance99, on November 19th, 2009 at 3:09 pm Said:

    Here’s the link:

    http://www.nypost.com/p/sports/jets/sanchez_decides_to_scrap_the_scripts_Jxm977CXVQoTGaBh3uG53J

29. BigKatFan, on November 19th, 2009 at 3:10 pm Said:

    Losing Kris AND Leon? It was simply more than I could bear…..

30. JPM, on November 19th, 2009 at 3:24 pm Said:

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go break down some film on this Carrie Prejean.

31. starz31, on November 19th, 2009 at 3:34 pm Said:

    nice find sackdance.

    greg sec 130: it looks like he’s already got a few down there.

32. greg sec 130, on November 19th, 2009 at 3:41 pm Said:

    yes, i meant it to imply he just completed the task

33. starz31, on November 19th, 2009 at 3:48 pm Said:

    hahaha, my bad

34. JADDEN HOPKINS, on November 19th, 2009 at 4:26 pm Said:

    @ starz31

    LOL!!!!!!

35. Eddie DiGio, on November 19th, 2009 at 4:40 pm Said:

    Just a thought- its not like he pulled a Jim Mora and cried in front of the whole damn nation. He did it in the privacy of HIS OWN locker room. NY media is nuts man, they will take anything and go with it…

    Funny stuff starz13 and greg 130 and JPM

36. Brandon from Illinois, on November 19th, 2009 at 5:34 pm Said:

    The Crying Game.

37. Mike G, on November 19th, 2009 at 7:05 pm Said:

    As far as Ryan crying I don’t see a big deal in it, he let his passionate emotions slip as a rookie head coach in front of the media and I wouldn’t be suprised if we never see it again. As far as Myers SOJ B.S. ummm… when’s the last time we smoked N.E. at home… He kept the Saints high flying offence out of the game… we killed Miami in the 2nd game and “lost”. Look at the Jacksonville game we were doing pretty good against another starving team. As a rookie head coach I think he’s doing pretty damn good. I think his biggest mistake was thinking that he could throw Sanchez in there and do a repete of what transpired with Falco and the Ravens.

    I nevered agreed with throwing Sanchez in so soon, Clemmons didn’t look to bad in his 6 games and he’s been in the system and getting tips on Pro teams for years. If anything I think Ryan should have manned up to his mistake and pulled Sanchez, At what point is very debatable but come on 6 interceptions in a game… two against jacksonville for 66 yards… Look at the losses we’ve had how do you win against teams when you throw them 7, 14, 21 points for free… The kid has something but he isn’t ready for the Pro’s yet.

    With the exception of the first Miami game this defence has been playing great and pretty damn good after the Jenkins loss. The real problem has been in Sanchez’s turnover’s and if Ryan should find any fault it’s with putting the kid in to early and not pulling him and I’m not to sure he had full say in putting the kid in there, {Woody} of course that is open for debate.

    So Rex please keep on mouthing off, keep on “crying like a baby” and keep on doing what your doing because it will eventually get there. As for us fans you need to do what I’ve already done… click on autopilot and wait for Sanchez to mature. {2010}

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39. Jets777, on November 20th, 2009 at 7:27 am Said:

    Whatever happened to D-Rex??? How about Rex Cryan???