Caption Contest: Can You Tell Jimmy Buffet Land Shark Lager Sucks for Me? Thanks!
We know what Rex would do if he was face-to-face with one of the minority owners of the Dolphins (KILLLLLLLLLLL!) but it seems that his quarterback has a little more tact …
OK, fire them up, gang, let’s see those captions.
Credit to old pal and celeb blogging prince JustJared who had the image we swiped.
39 Responses to Caption Contest: Can You Tell Jimmy Buffet Land Shark Lager Sucks for Me? Thanks!
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Chris C Fron CT says:
Bahahahaha
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“I’ll be dreaminnn of you tonight…”
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YOUR NOT SELENA!!!! -
Hey Marc Anthony……you might have minority ownership of the Dolphins…..but I have majority ownership of your wife’s ass today!!
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mole57 says:
Is Sanchez pitching a tent in his shorts there? Seriously. And no, I wasn’t looking at it, but I just happened to notice it.
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starbuck says:
“That’s enough Mark, I’m old enough to be your mother!”
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Ed says:
Damn, she looks good for an old lady!
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OMG27 says:
Sanchez is stealing a line from King Longshanks (ala Braveheart) to Dolphin Fans: “If we can’t get them out, we’ll breed them out”.
Have fun in Miami Mark!
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Pdubbs says:
PLOW PLOW PLOW !!!!!
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ramble914 says:
I know I’d be pitching a tent if she were cozying up to me like that!
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TOON2388 says:
Rex to Mark “you know the gameplan son…GROUND AND POUND”
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Bent says: - Sanchez, despite an impressive rookie year, is still considered close to a bust
- “Don’t look now, Miss Lopez, but there’s a guy behind us with a giant orange head…”
- Would you like to taste my Taco Flavored Kissses, Hennifer?
- “Will you quit holding my ass like it’s a loaf of bread?” -
Ed L says:
NOW THATS GREAT HUSTLE!!!!!!!
(REX SLAPS MARK ON THE ASS)
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head_coach says:
jennifer lopez you are a traitor!!!!!! You fish lover!!!!!!
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Jets looking to add some depth to their backfield by signing Miami’s star fullback?!
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Mark Sanchez mis-hears when Jennifer Lopez asks if he wants to check out her posse.
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BubbyBrister/shovelpass says:
Mark to J-Lo: “…I’ve got Fins to the left, Fins to the right…but you’re the only game in town…’
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Latinlawyer says:
In J. Lo’s Mind….- “Hmm, do i stick with Skeletor (Marc Anthony) or do i go for the Dirty Sanchez? Skeletor owns a football team and Dirty has the balls I like”
lol!
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Eddie DiGio says:
Bent, on February 9th, 2010 at 10:31 am Said:
- Sanchez, despite an impressive rookie year, is still considered close to a bust
WTF?????
Great stuff with the Hhennifer Lopez South Park bit
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jameson says:
I hope the hot-dog in Mark’s right hand isn’t smearing mustard on J-Lo’s white shirt.
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Bent says:
Eddie – Don’t make me explain it!
He’s close to Jennifer’s bust (ie her chest).
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Randy says:
HeartThrob Sanchez strikes again lol….
First the Superbowl and now this.Mark is becoming quite the ladies man.Look out TOM BRADY!!!!
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Mike R says:
Rex Ryan in the background is going: OH! OH! OH! Conquistador is getting in that latin ass.
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“Wow, I haven’t touched an ass this big since I accidentally brushed up against Coach Ryan. And ditto for the chest.”
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Bent
LOL No I got it after I read it, Sorry, I am a little slow today
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Ryan says:
“F$@k you whale ! F$^k you Dolphins! F&#k me J-Llo”
-Mark Sanchez
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TannyVision says:
SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY
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We gotta end this affair. Every time I grab your ass, a stadium full of people and the papparazi suddenly appear.
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NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC: Cougar pounces on her prey!
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j-bots says:
Hey J-Lo, wanna eat a hot dog on camera?
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Hot dog, check. Buns, check check. HEY, WHO’S GOT THE MUSTARD?
Thanks for the reminder j-bots.
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Zartan says:
Ground n Pound, LMFAO
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JetNut says:
well mark sanchez got some nice buns to put his hotdog in today
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bleedsgreen&white says:
I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!!
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kc says:
” I wonder if she likes atm’s”?……………
Ready to upgrade your Mark?