39 Responses to “Caption Contest: Can You Tell Jimmy Buffet Land Shark Lager Sucks for Me? Thanks!”

1. R in CT, on February 9th, 2010 at 9:10 am Said:

   Ready to upgrade your Mark?

2. Chris C Fron CT, on February 9th, 2010 at 9:12 am Said:

   Bahahahaha

3. Chris C Fron CT, on February 9th, 2010 at 9:13 am Said:

   “I’ll be dreaminnn of you tonight…”
   …
   …
   YOUR NOT SELENA!!!!

4. AKA....Drew, on February 9th, 2010 at 9:17 am Said:

   Hey Marc Anthony……you might have minority ownership of the Dolphins…..but I have majority ownership of your wife’s ass today!!

5. AKA....Drew, on February 9th, 2010 at 9:18 am Said:

   Hey Jo Lo….Have you ever heard of the Filthy Sanchez?

6. mole57, on February 9th, 2010 at 9:19 am Said:

   Is Sanchez pitching a tent in his shorts there? Seriously. And no, I wasn’t looking at it, but I just happened to notice it.

7. AKA....Drew, on February 9th, 2010 at 9:23 am Said:

   mole…. I saw the same thing but just couldnt bring myself to type it….lol

8. starbuck, on February 9th, 2010 at 9:49 am Said:

   “That’s enough Mark, I’m old enough to be your mother!”

9. Ed, on February 9th, 2010 at 9:53 am Said:

   Damn, she looks good for an old lady!

10. OMG27, on February 9th, 2010 at 9:59 am Said:

    Sanchez is stealing a line from King Longshanks (ala Braveheart) to Dolphin Fans: “If we can’t get them out, we’ll breed them out”.

    Have fun in Miami Mark!

11. Pdubbs, on February 9th, 2010 at 10:09 am Said:

    PLOW PLOW PLOW !!!!!

12. ramble914, on February 9th, 2010 at 10:18 am Said:

    I know I’d be pitching a tent if she were cozying up to me like that!

13. TOON2388, on February 9th, 2010 at 10:21 am Said:

    Rex to Mark “you know the gameplan son…GROUND AND POUND”

14. Bent, on February 9th, 2010 at 10:31 am Said:

    - Sanchez, despite an impressive rookie year, is still considered close to a bust
    - “Don’t look now, Miss Lopez, but there’s a guy behind us with a giant orange head…”
    - Would you like to taste my Taco Flavored Kissses, Hennifer?
    - “Will you quit holding my ass like it’s a loaf of bread?”

15. Ed L, on February 9th, 2010 at 10:52 am Said:

    NOW THATS GREAT HUSTLE!!!!!!!

    (REX SLAPS MARK ON THE ASS)

16. Mike287niner, on February 9th, 2010 at 11:12 am Said:

    Mark, Wetherford said you should try a PUNT…with a “P”….P-U-N-T

17. levi, on February 9th, 2010 at 11:12 am Said:

    So thats what you meant when you said you have been getting alot of a$$.

18. head_coach, on February 9th, 2010 at 11:31 am Said:

    jennifer lopez you are a traitor!!!!!! You fish lover!!!!!!

19. Dean Barbella, on February 9th, 2010 at 11:59 am Said:

    Jets looking to add some depth to their backfield by signing Miami’s star fullback?!

20. mole57, on February 9th, 2010 at 12:01 pm Said:

    Mark Sanchez mis-hears when Jennifer Lopez asks if he wants to check out her posse.

21. BubbyBrister/shovelpass, on February 9th, 2010 at 12:25 pm Said:

    Mark to J-Lo: “…I’ve got Fins to the left, Fins to the right…but you’re the only game in town…’

22. Latinlawyer, on February 9th, 2010 at 12:52 pm Said:

    In J. Lo’s Mind….- “Hmm, do i stick with Skeletor (Marc Anthony) or do i go for the Dirty Sanchez? Skeletor owns a football team and Dirty has the balls I like”

    lol!

23. Eddie DiGio, on February 9th, 2010 at 1:12 pm Said:

    Bent, on February 9th, 2010 at 10:31 am Said:

    - Sanchez, despite an impressive rookie year, is still considered close to a bust

    WTF?????

    Great stuff with the Hhennifer Lopez South Park bit

24. jameson, on February 9th, 2010 at 1:19 pm Said:

    I hope the hot-dog in Mark’s right hand isn’t smearing mustard on J-Lo’s white shirt.

25. Bent, on February 9th, 2010 at 1:59 pm Said:

    Eddie – Don’t make me explain it!

    He’s close to Jennifer’s bust (ie her chest).

26. Randy, on February 9th, 2010 at 2:24 pm Said:

    HeartThrob Sanchez strikes again lol….

    First the Superbowl and now this.Mark is becoming quite the ladies man.Look out TOM BRADY!!!!

27. Mike R, on February 9th, 2010 at 2:26 pm Said:

    Rex Ryan in the background is going: OH! OH! OH! Conquistador is getting in that latin ass.

28. mole57, on February 9th, 2010 at 2:27 pm Said:

    “Wow, I haven’t touched an ass this big since I accidentally brushed up against Coach Ryan. And ditto for the chest.”

29. Eddie DiGio, on February 9th, 2010 at 3:10 pm Said:

    Bent

    LOL No I got it after I read it, Sorry, I am a little slow today

30. Ryan, on February 9th, 2010 at 3:23 pm Said:

    “F$@k you whale ! F$^k you Dolphins! F&#k me J-Llo”

    -Mark Sanchez

31. TannyVision, on February 9th, 2010 at 3:26 pm Said:

    SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY

32. TannyVision, on February 9th, 2010 at 3:32 pm Said:

    We gotta end this affair. Every time I grab your ass, a stadium full of people and the papparazi suddenly appear.

33. TannyVision, on February 9th, 2010 at 3:41 pm Said:

    NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC: Cougar pounces on her prey!

34. j-bots, on February 9th, 2010 at 4:04 pm Said:

    Hey J-Lo, wanna eat a hot dog on camera?

35. TannyVision, on February 9th, 2010 at 4:16 pm Said:

    Hot dog, check. Buns, check check. HEY, WHO’S GOT THE MUSTARD?

    Thanks for the reminder j-bots.

36. Zartan, on February 9th, 2010 at 6:22 pm Said:

    Ground n Pound, LMFAO

37. JetNut, on February 9th, 2010 at 7:09 pm Said:

    well mark sanchez got some nice buns to put his hotdog in today

38. bleedsgreen&white, on February 9th, 2010 at 9:42 pm Said:

    I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!!

39. kc, on February 9th, 2010 at 11:57 pm Said:

    ” I wonder if she likes atm’s”?……………