Caption Contest: Two Dudes and a Suit
Child Please meets Revis Island and the future Politician.
40 Responses to Caption Contest: Two Dudes and a Suit
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Bent says: “Seriously, will you leave me alone? I wake up – you’re there. I go to the bathroom – you’re there. I play pickup basketball in my jeans – you’re there. Leave me alone. Please?”
(And then Chad’s Bengals teammate Chris Crocker goes on YouTube to tearfully tell Revis to leave Chad alone too).
Fin.
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firstdown77 says:
ROFL!!!! im making this my background
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nyckage says:
omg, OCHO, rly can’t leave Revis Island
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Chad: How long have I been on this damn island I’m beginning to see guys in suits? Must have had some bad coconut.
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Shamik says:
No one pays taxes on Revis Island for a very good reason, 100% unemployment!
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EastSide says:
Notice their shoulders…
Rev’s got the edge on Chad’s inside shoulder to make the play! -
Marvel says:
Aka……Drew
Lmao ….. That’s why I always check the weather before I leave my home…. Dude has to be hot …lol
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TannyVision says:
Chad: Mike, these people look hostile. I think they’re going to come after me.
Mike: Nah, their not hostile. As long as you’re with Darrelle, they no you’re no threat.
Darrelle: Calm down bro. You hungry? I’ll get you another bagel.
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sexy rexy says:
“Two Men and a Baby”
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bubbybrister/shovelpass says:
Mike in the suit: “Gee, this is awkward. Why does Chad have his hand on my a$$ ? ”
Darrell: “I was wondering the same thing too…”
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Elroy JETSon says:
Chad- damn i wish i was a Jet. Rex trade 4 me too pleaaaase!!! smh
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james says:
Can revis please get back to his off season routine, he’s slacking i’m sure of it
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b-dub says:
“Yo, Darrelle, meet my lawyer. He wants to ask you a few questions ’bout those back-to-back a$$ r@pings you gave me the end of last season…”
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GANGGREEN says:
Chad-Darelle my agent wants to speak with you about you ruining my free agencys market value.. Agent-I was wondering if you could lone Chad the key to get off REVIS Island its putting a damper in both of our wallets…Revis-Sorry for making matters tough on ya both use common sense and send Chad to a team that doesn’t play me twice a year…
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Ed L says:
who is mike?
isnt that jay feely?
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BigBadBob says:
Revis: Hey Chad, I took care of everything. I even brought the notary agent, you just have to sign right above where it says:
_________________
“Chad Johnson”And its official!
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Green Lantern says:
If the Draft played like this http://www.nfl.com/draft/story?id=09000d5d816d8732&template=with-video-with-comments&confirm=true&campaign=Google_MockDraft&002=2310022&004=450781734&005=9253607216&006=4465427364&007=Search&008=&gclid=CNeV5Mf5tqACFZdM5QodahViTQ
would you all trade up a couple spots for Dez Bryant? He is a beast and what a slot receiver or 2nd Receiver he will be.
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What does Darrelle Need to work on? Come on hes been locking receivers down for years chill out.
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BigKatFan says:
Chad: Hey, Darrelle, just when I thought it was getting lonely on this island, i put a suit on this volleyball. Meet my new friend WILSON!!!!
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BIGKATFAN…Now that **** was funny “WILSON” i’m still LMFAO….
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bleedsgreen&white says:
That guy dressed for the Ice Bowl is killing me!!! hahaha
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MS says:
Coin flip to decide who plays first home game at new Jets/Giants Stadium, They should have just let them play each other to open the new stadium.
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RevisNButthead says:
Slow news day :( . I need my NY Jets fix…
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CWPOST1993 says:
Revis … I feel your pain ! Like a junkie .. I need my Jets news fix.
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Mike says:
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong, -
GL – Dez is gonna be very good but no I wouldnt trade up for any reciever. I think we need a pass rusher, then DB/FS. Just my opinion.
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Frankthetank says:
Just saw mr.t and woody at the pacquiao fight
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I thought I saw them…damnn they get around…they shoulda took LT
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levi- I understand but I wish we could get our hands on Dez.
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RJF says:
Just read per Nationalfootballpost.com, that Rex was in the hospital today………. No worries though it wasnt a health scare, the said that it was a scheduled procedure……
All things considering, people should really lay-off the fat jokes. But in all seriousness the big guy could lose a few pounds though. Maybe the lap band………. The gastric causes excess skin and that’ll require a tummy tuck. God Bless You Rex, we need you around to enjoy these Super Bowls that we’re gonna win
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Wolf says:
Some of these captions are beyond bad.
That is my caption
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kc says:
Bent….pretty funny. Thats almost exactly what I was gonna say.
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Johnny Hector says:
Chad Johnson and Darrelle Revis attend “Elf Ear Awareness” fund raiser.
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NickelDogBlitz says:
Jay Feely is their agent?!
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Jason says:
“so which one is the defendant?”
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John says:
Chad and Darrelle learned to tie their shoes today. Their teacher couldn’t be happier
Two and a Half Men.