“Seriously, will you leave me alone? I wake up – you’re there. I go to the bathroom – you’re there. I play pickup basketball in my jeans – you’re there. Leave me alone. Please?”
(And then Chad’s Bengals teammate Chris Crocker goes on YouTube to tearfully tell Revis to leave Chad alone too).
Chad-Darelle my agent wants to speak with you about you ruining my free agencys market value.. Agent-I was wondering if you could lone Chad the key to get off REVIS Island its putting a damper in both of our wallets…Revis-Sorry for making matters tough on ya both use common sense and send Chad to a team that doesn’t play me twice a year…
Just read per Nationalfootballpost.com, that Rex was in the hospital today………. No worries though it wasnt a health scare, the said that it was a scheduled procedure……
All things considering, people should really lay-off the fat jokes. But in all seriousness the big guy could lose a few pounds though. Maybe the lap band………. The gastric causes excess skin and that’ll require a tummy tuck. God Bless You Rex, we need you around to enjoy these Super Bowls that we’re gonna win
Two and a Half Men.
No Taxes on Revis Island Ocho…….No Taxes!!!!
“Seriously, will you leave me alone? I wake up – you’re there. I go to the bathroom – you’re there. I play pickup basketball in my jeans – you’re there. Leave me alone. Please?”
(And then Chad’s Bengals teammate Chris Crocker goes on YouTube to tearfully tell Revis to leave Chad alone too).
Fin.
ROFL!!!! im making this my background
omg, OCHO, rly can’t leave Revis Island
Chad: How long have I been on this damn island I’m beginning to see guys in suits? Must have had some bad coconut.
Why is the old guy behind them bundled up like he is in Alaska?
No one pays taxes on Revis Island for a very good reason, 100% unemployment!
Notice their shoulders…
Rev’s got the edge on Chad’s inside shoulder to make the play!
Aka……Drew
Lmao ….. That’s why I always check the weather before I leave my home…. Dude has to be hot …lol
Chad: Mike, these people look hostile. I think they’re going to come after me.
Mike: Nah, their not hostile. As long as you’re with Darrelle, they no you’re no threat.
Darrelle: Calm down bro. You hungry? I’ll get you another bagel.
“Two Men and a Baby”
Mike in the suit: “Gee, this is awkward. Why does Chad have his hand on my a$$ ? ”
Darrell: “I was wondering the same thing too…”
Chad- damn i wish i was a Jet. Rex trade 4 me too pleaaaase!!! smh
Can revis please get back to his off season routine, he’s slacking i’m sure of it
“Yo, Darrelle, meet my lawyer. He wants to ask you a few questions ’bout those back-to-back a$$ r@pings you gave me the end of last season…”
Chad-Darelle my agent wants to speak with you about you ruining my free agencys market value.. Agent-I was wondering if you could lone Chad the key to get off REVIS Island its putting a damper in both of our wallets…Revis-Sorry for making matters tough on ya both use common sense and send Chad to a team that doesn’t play me twice a year…
who is mike?
isnt that jay feely?
Revis: Hey Chad, I took care of everything. I even brought the notary agent, you just have to sign right above where it says:
_________________
“Chad Johnson”
And its official!
If the Draft played like this http://www.nfl.com/draft/story?id=09000d5d816d8732&template=with-video-with-comments&confirm=true&campaign=Google_MockDraft&002=2310022&004=450781734&005=9253607216&006=4465427364&007=Search&008=&gclid=CNeV5Mf5tqACFZdM5QodahViTQ
would you all trade up a couple spots for Dez Bryant? He is a beast and what a slot receiver or 2nd Receiver he will be.
What does Darrelle Need to work on? Come on hes been locking receivers down for years chill out.
Chad: Hey, Darrelle, just when I thought it was getting lonely on this island, i put a suit on this volleyball. Meet my new friend WILSON!!!!
BIGKATFAN…Now that **** was funny “WILSON” i’m still LMFAO….
That guy dressed for the Ice Bowl is killing me!!! hahaha
Coin flip to decide who plays first home game at new Jets/Giants Stadium, They should have just let them play each other to open the new stadium.
Slow news day :( . I need my NY Jets fix…
Revis … I feel your pain ! Like a junkie .. I need my Jets news fix.
One of these things is not like the others,
One of these things just doesn’t belong,
BigBadBob- You win that was good.
Make it official!!
GL – Dez is gonna be very good but no I wouldnt trade up for any reciever. I think we need a pass rusher, then DB/FS. Just my opinion.
Just saw mr.t and woody at the pacquiao fight
I thought I saw them…damnn they get around…they shoulda took LT
levi- I understand but I wish we could get our hands on Dez.
Just read per Nationalfootballpost.com, that Rex was in the hospital today………. No worries though it wasnt a health scare, the said that it was a scheduled procedure……
All things considering, people should really lay-off the fat jokes. But in all seriousness the big guy could lose a few pounds though. Maybe the lap band………. The gastric causes excess skin and that’ll require a tummy tuck. God Bless You Rex, we need you around to enjoy these Super Bowls that we’re gonna win
Some of these captions are beyond bad.
That is my caption
Bent….pretty funny. Thats almost exactly what I was gonna say.
Chad Johnson and Darrelle Revis attend “Elf Ear Awareness” fund raiser.
Jay Feely is their agent?!
“so which one is the defendant?”
Chad and Darrelle learned to tie their shoes today. Their teacher couldn’t be happier