Caption Contest: Hair or Pants, Hair or Pants …
Here’s a chance for a little fun this morning at the expense of Mr. Belichick. Submit your best caption for this photo. Enjoy!
Cap tio to Jordan for sending this in.
92 Responses to Caption Contest: Hair or Pants, Hair or Pants …
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jlb0183 says:
Mark Sanchez groupie
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Mike D. says:
…And if you look to the right ladies and gentlemen on this tour through New England, you’ll see the endangered “Cut-Off Cockatiel”
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neville says:
Richards Simmons told me I need to show more thspirit.
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nygreg says:
WOW… richard simmons + fruit cake = Coach BullD*ke from New England
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charliemurphy says:
Coming soon to a book shelf near you….Dr. Seuss brings you his latest creation: The Grinch who stole my morning wood and 3 super bowls
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“Oh man this visor does nothing to fix my hair, and i really need to stop being cheap and buy real shorts”
Side note: does anyone remeber when coaches used to wear suit and tie? vince lombardi is rolling in his grave at this idiots atire. we should have traded kerry rhoads to NE to help pimp out belicheck.
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JUSTWIN says:
We represent the lollipop kids…
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Dknyj says:
“Agador Sparticus?!!!”
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/1180/84/n26634109928_7909.jpg
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Mackely Green says:
Are these the the low budget, cheesy, porn try-outs?
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“Then, in May 2010, strange murmurs of discontent arose from the usually diciplined Patriots camp regarding their new ‘Sweating to the Oldies’ workout regime.”
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Lam Jones says:
“You call those Jazz hands Seven One!?”
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spentmiles says:
I can’t wait until it warms up so I can start wearing my real cut-off sweat pants instead of these bulky things.
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LeeToon says:
After hearing about Rex Ryan’s weight loss surgery, Bill has vowed not to lose his #1 position of sexiest coach in the AFC East
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“Yeah! They were weird looking!”Fill in the first part of the quote so I don’t have to type it at work.
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JetsFan65 says:
DaveBleeds Green-
You nailed it!!!! Lmao….
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jim says:
coach, every time you talk, your hair stands up a little bit more….are you lying again?
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CCDC says:
“i swear it was hair gel!”
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Merc20 says:
I threw up in my mouth a little.
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TGY613 says:
hair is bad, but gotta go with pants…
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Revis Christ says:
he is defantly trying to reconquer the sexiest head coach in afc east.. lol spirit fingers
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ryan m says:
cut off shorts and a bad toupe, his wife must hate him to let him leave the house like that
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C Low says:
I PICKED THREE GATORS IN THE DRAFT SO I HAVE TO ROCK MY JORTS NOW
(S.E.C. JOKE, WILL PROBABLY GO OVER MOST OF YOUR HEADS)
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Isaac says:
forget calling me coach hoodie, call me coach woody!
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fattyboomboom says:
71. stop wiping boogers on other players
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yoyiggity says:
What is this guy? Who does he think he is. wow,
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lol Isaac you beat me to it
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Jeff says:
“Yes 71, this used to be a sweater and sweatpants. But like I always say, there is no need to change attire when you can just cut them off.”
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“I’m too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt, So sexy it hurts…”
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Nick says:
“Damn Coach, If I knew this was a party I would had brought the potato salad”
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To be honest, this image is so disturbing on so many levels, it sort of leaves me speechless … or in this case, captionless.
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Ed says:
Where’s the Smurf village?
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k.c. says:
“wow,all the moves the JETS made this offseason are making my hairs stand up”!
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Pdubbs says:
Just when I thought I couldn’t hate the Patriots more…..
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mole57 says:
“Look directly at the hair. You are getting sleepy…sleepy.”
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Chris says:
We are the Patriots! We were shorty shorts and anklet socks and put our hair up in bows! We are the patriots and we don’t care if you think we’re gay!
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NJets says:
Bill Belichick: “Ok guys… who whistled?….Thats not funny…
# 71: “I swear coach it wasn’t me…it was him!”
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Max says:
You know it’s bad when Belichick can’t even manage his own hair.
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BENTover says:
When Revis told me he was stealing all of Belly-chicks mirrors as revenge for stealing SB rings, I was like “Okay Dar, like thats fair payback. why don’t you switch his hair gel with…”
Mr. Revis, you can now tell me “I told you so”
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“I wore these shorts for the same reason I went for it on 4th against the Colts: To prove that I DO, in fact, have balls!”
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ron2473000 says:
It’s like being a celebrity you get to certain point where you do WTF what you want or in this case wear what you want LOL!!!
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John Z says:
He looks like he’s ready for a 70′s basketball game
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Sam says:
There’s Something About Bill.
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esd says:
Another day, another awesome outfit from the Marshall’s bargain bin.
And for the winter I have two left gloves with cut off fingers.
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As for the hair, that’s what you get when you ask for a 10 at supercuts and walk out halfway through.
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Eddie DiGio says:
Huuuuugaaaaaa!!!!!!
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Johnny Hector says:
“Cockatoo my a$$”
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Jets-Fan-4-Life says:
I have a date with RuPaul tonight, does anyone have a pickle?
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Revis Pangea says:
“Hey folks. Sorry I’m late to practice. I got held up at my Reno: 911 audition. They couldn’t decide to cast me as Lt. Dangle or Terry Bernadino.”
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Jay says:
“Finkle and Einhorn, Einhorn and Finkle…In it together…how?…why?”
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“cut-offs! We don’t need no stinkin’ cut-offs!”
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Jetnut says:
“SPIRIT FINGERS EVERYONE. I WANT MORE SPIRIT FINGERS”
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BrowningNagle says:
apparently william makes his shorts out of the material he cuts from the sleeves of his hoodie collection. gross.
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“Yes, I WAS playing with an electrical outlet. Why do you ask?”
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David from New York says:
queer in short shorts= the coach of the patriots
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MarkD says:
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
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u would think someone would go up to him and say “Bill WTF are you wearing”
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Mike R says:
.. . . . . . . BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Sky Sparrow says:
They’ll NEVER think to look for the camera up there!!
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Jay says:
who wears short shoooorts?
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sunsetmusic says:
I wonder who is gonna be @ the Bath house tonight?????
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juunit says:
“I have the entire Jets playbook hidden in these shorts.”
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Dave in the Ville says:
Jimmy Neutron: Porn Star.
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cmonleon says:
“i didnt think cutting the sleeves and pant legs off all my clothes were gonna wear down my scissors, now i cant cut my hair.”
“I just hope my bedazzler come in soon!!!!! im gonna do the whole team’s jerseys!!!!! -
Bill to Team: Hey guys, I’ll get them to focus on my gay outfit while you video-tape the plays again.
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Belicheat= Will do anything for an advantage.
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NY Expat says:
“Next time on ‘Real Housewives of New England’…”
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BigKatt says:
Mark Sanchez groupie is definitely my fav
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does this guy have any idea they sell shorts and short sleeve shirts? hes the most thrifty coach in the league both with the garbage vets he brings in and his crappy clothes.
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Zartan says:
OOOOOMG.
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Is this the same guy ,that had an affair with one of his players wife?
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miketaliaferro says:
“Hey 71, have you seen the laundry delivery guy today?”
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GANGGREEN says:
“OTAY BUCKWHEAT!”
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Violent Jets Fan says:
Nick Mangold’s latest prank was clearly a success!
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JetsFan131 says:
I just auditioned for the role of Daisy Duke, want to hear my rendition of “These boots are made for walking….”
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rusty sanchez says:
yes #71 i should give #90 a cup check
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Jo0ey says:
the result of richard simmon’s bangin derek zoolander …one look ?!?!
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J-Kay says:
Looks like Belichick is a never-nude
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EastSide says:
Bill Belichick: A Never-Nude?
http://www.tobiasfunke.com/images/tobias-reveals-never-nude.jpg
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J-Kay,
Great minds, my friend… -
Cut off pants, cut off sleeves, cut off visor? This man cuts off so many tips he should have been a mohel.
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liam says:
D. Bill Behichick, Football Analrapist
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FrankyG says:
WHO WEARS SHORT SHORTS?
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Jimmy says:
lady gaga told me it looked fine…
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Christian says:
I think my new flip-do really compliments my rockin’ bulge
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originalJetFan says:
71 to belichek “No Coach i don’t want to dance, now get off the field!!”
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James in TN says:
Oh look its not a pile of gold at the end of the rainbow, it’s a pile of S@#$!
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Richard Simmons’ shorts + Something About Mary = Bill Belichick