Caption Contest: Danny Dark Side
We love Danny Woodhead around these parts, and while his release was unfortunate, the team that picked him up was even moreso, and even moreso than that, he’s already been assimilated to the Patriots Borg.
So here’s another caption contest for your amusement.
Here’s to hoping he’ll be back on the Jets roster by year’s end!
Via the Boston Herald, Cap tip to Gary Grund.
88 Responses to Caption Contest: Danny Dark Side
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Woodhead:”Yes sir I’ll live up to my last name and offer services when you need it for playing time”
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“I’m going to plant my foot in your nuts Woodhead, you little green spy. You said that Mexican could throw for ****”
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Number 61, I said no more birthing on the field! At least let me change into my jean shorts first.
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Belichick: Danny I am your coach
Danny: Yes my master.
Belichick: Pledge your allegiance to me
Danny: Yes my master
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“What, the GM wants to see me in his office, and I need to bring my playbook with me? I wish we played the Jets every week!”
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Danny: “Coach, no one likes seeing your balls. NO ONE!!!!”
Stephen Neal (in background) : “Umm….Actually…” -
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“Vader was seduced by the dark sid of the force, and the man we once knew as Danny was no more….”
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If you let me play sunday I’ll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft, work the pipe, and swallow the gravy. Get it over here, buddy. Let’s do this!
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Danny Woodhead stretches before getting in on one of the Patriots offensive packages.
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what is with this man and dressing like a hobo? first the fascination with cutting off sleeves and now he custom-made himself a pair of sweatpant short-shorts. disturbing to say the least.
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Yes it is indeed too easy but it’s just too funny and adolescent to pass up on!!! hahaha
BB:”That’s it Danny boy always keep your eyes on the ball”
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“Coach, I’ve been on this team for a week and you’re already borrowing my little brothers shorts? Did you even ask him if you could wear those?”
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BB: “What are you laughing at son!? Football is not supposed to be fun!”
DW: “Oh, sorry coach. I’m just picturing what Rex would look like in that outfit you got on.”
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Practicing for the lead in Boston company of Billy Elliot for when you cut me coach!
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Belichicken: “Woodhead you are no longer at Delta Tau Chi (Jets), the first thing you need to learn as a pledge at Omega Theta Pi (Patriots) is that we do not smile, not ever.”
Woodhead: “Thank you sir may I have another!”
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Oustanding Animal House reference, and extremely appropriate these days. +1 indeed sir
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Danny,” Is this the right position for me to crack the starting line up Bill??? Bill,” Why yes it is Danny and dont worry about those guys behind ya either they’ve all been here before…”
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BB: I’m not even sure who you are kid, but this is a hell of a lot easier and safer than having the cameraman at Jets practice.
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“Every single New York Jet, is now an enemy of the Republic. Execute order 69 ”
Woodhead: “What have I done?!”
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BB: Sixty one is in position for you back there. You keep stretching and getting limber for me and I’m gonna keep walking towards you.
DW: Yes sir! Whatever it takes to get on that field.
BB: We’ll practice these same moves later in my orifice. I mean office. Sixty one will bring the candles. You bring the wine!
DW: Rex never made me do this but I guess that’s why you have all the rings.
BB: Smart Boy Danny. Smart Boy. -
DANNY, DO YOU HAVE EXTRA LIP GLOSS,
YOUR GONNA NEED SOME TO MAKE IT ON THE FIELD -
Bill: We signed you because I heard you sucked ?Ohhhh they meant on the field…. well then go into my office, I have a bunch of sweats for you to cut.
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Revis partied til 230am the night before the Patriots game! Pulled hamstring maybe he should have been resting.
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Bill,”Danny,I ment it when I said good things come in small packages…” Danny smirking,”From this view Bill I believe you weren’t lying…”
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Danny,” Coach,I can also split wide and play tight end.” Bill,”Not when I’m done with you Danny…In my office now!!!”
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Hey Danny, can I borrow your sweatshirts? I have a very specific look, and they would fit perfectly.
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“Hey Coach, You guys pick me up the week before the we play the Jets and we still get tossed with all the inside info I gave you. Is that how bad we really are?”
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Watch and not stand on my helmet !!! or
I didn’t relise that when they called u BB it ment big boy
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Nice to meet you. Bumblebee tuna. Bumblebee tuna. Excuse me. Your balls are showing. Bumblebee tuna.
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This is indeed too easy. Also, I find it odd you say, “here’s to hoping he’s on the Jets roster by the end of the year” when clearly this can only lean to sexually inappropriate jokes. Granted “thejetsblog.com” won’t be a reason Danny will/won’t come back, but this is a little bit rough and ill-advised if the goal is to be nice to a player everybody loved…
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Danny, I’ve sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn’t want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
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Maybe just whistling in the wind but Faulk goes down and a new 3rd down back who Rex loves comes in. Could be similar to Bledsoe goes out and unkown Brady comes in. Rex loved his spirit and we may have to deal with that in Foxboro. Interesting times.
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dw: coach why are you wearing my pants?
bb: son i have no idea who u are but ur pants are surely comfortable.
dw: coach are those my underwear too?
bb: wat underwear?
dw: coach?? no tighty whities??
bb: no i use mainly thongs. see brady likes the g string up my butt reminds him of his wife.
dw: will i have to see u in a g string?
bb: only if u dont want to get cut
dw: well i guess boss i have to do what needs to bb: do u deep throat
dw: my name is woodhead for a reason -
Danny… i told you in order to make the team you have to cut all the sleeves of my sweatshirts…not all the legs off my sweats…although, this is the best “draft” since we got Brady round 6
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DW: Coach, did you just bring me in because Rex said I did a good job imitating Wes Welker in our prep for the Pats last year?
BB: Not exactly, we KNEW that Schotty didn’t have a clue about how to use you.
DW: Happy to be here.
BB: Great to have you here, now wipe that smile off your face and get back to work!
I have to do what to get playing time?