Caption Contest: Hidden Hammy Crouching Revis
Here’s a photo that might be nice to try a caption contest with … have fun.
62 Responses to Caption Contest: Hidden Hammy Crouching Revis
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“I wear my bling earrings at practice, so I can, so I can…….lose them like that Miami dude.”
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Must get lower to the ground, must hide from camera’s. Why couldn’t Nike send me green gloves?
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I’m ensconced in green. You know, if it were socially acceptable, i would hold out on a valid contract to get more green……oh, that’s right, i already did that….
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Tom T says:
You would think haveing millions of dollars he could aford a hair cut and a razor! WTF, looks like a bum and plays like a bum.
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Bill Belichick was right! This new spy suit is amazing. No one even knows it’s me Danny Woodhead. I’ll just keep pretending I’m hurt and gathering information. Humwaaaahaahaahaa!!!
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“Revis Island covers more ground when I’m laying down at this angle… More island surface area.”
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The lost Belicheat tapes show a mischeiveous Derrell Revis trying to look up Inez’s skirt…
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Nice, the leprecahun search, Where da gold at, haha.
Darelle, “I don’t have to run, I’ll just crawl and cover, I’m that good.”
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“Help, Percy Harvin pushed me down in the biggest play of the game and I still can’t get up!”
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SEE THE BOX BELOW THATS JOE NAMETH, I DRILLED A HOLE DOWN THO HIS ROOM AND IM TAKEN A LEEK ….
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Seinfeld: Revis, why are you laying on the ground?
Darrelle: My back is… a little tweaked.
Seinfeld: Because of your giant wallet! Just get rid of it!
Darrelle: Never! It is a part of me! -
“Well since I’m not playing anyway maybe I can hold out again for more loot”
Coming to theaters this fall, yet another Hollywood re-imagining:
“A FEW DOLLARS MORE”
Professional football’s Darrelle Revis makes his silver screen debut alongside Al Davis and Roger Goodell -
“Hey Kendall (Dolphin player who lost $50k earing), help me look for my dignity. It’s around here somewhere…”
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haha its funny guys you all are hating on revis but when he gets back to regular form and is playing like last year you all will start loving him again get off the bandwagon this is a blog for real fans
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Ooooooh no, I’ll still think he’s a turd sandwich. A talented turd sandwich, but a turd sandwich nonetheless.
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Sorry Brian, I didn’t know this was for “real” fans. I was sure i clicked on bandwagonfansarestupid.com. I’m not hating on Revis, i’m using humor as an outlet for my anger that he held out, then injured himself because of the missed time during camp. This was most likely an avoidable situation if he keeps his greed in check.
He is richer and the team loses a valuable defensive star because of this. Should we all feel sorry for Revis? -
“Cinderella story. Outta nowhere. A former greenskeeper, now, about to become the Masters champion. It looks like a mirac… It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole! It’s in the hole!”
-Carl Spackler
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I can’t see him, he’s too far off, but someone brought cheeseburgers again to practice.
“maybe if I give back the money they’ll let me go back to holding out.”