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Caption Contest: Brady Palm

by Bassett on February 9th, 2012 at 6:36 am

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Here’s a chance for you to write a caption for this photo from Sunday night that our man roderider found. Enjoy!

82 Responses to Caption Contest: Brady Palm

  1. avatar revisisland says:

    sweetness!!!!!

  2. avatar Tom in Raleigh says:

    “Damn! I forgot to pick up milk. Giselle is gonna kill me!”

  3. avatar makojets says:

    “Bradying” !!

  4. avatar lead the league in fcking wins says:

    “i cannot believe i signed that endorsement deal with uggs. things just havent been the same since.”

  5. avatar Joe in Orlando says:

    “Your card is…the seven of diamonds!”

  6. avatar patd says:

    “My wife said what”

  7. avatar nyernfla says:

    What….the refs didnt get their bribes…oh maaaaaan.

  8. avatar nyernfla says:

    What….the refs didnt get their bribes…oh maaaaaan.

  9. at least he has 5 sb shots and win 3.we forgot they was one after 44 years

  10. avatar mike francesser says:

    “Man, I asked Bill if he remembered to pack the cameras”

  11. avatar Andrew Garda says:

    Ugg.

  12. avatar Mark says:

    “They traded me to WHO?”

  13. avatar spent says:

    “Sanchez’s finger smells like who?!”

  14. avatar kyle says:

    Ughhh Madonna is going to shackle me up in her dungeon now!

  15. avatar Craigmetsjets says:

    I can’t believe I trusted we’d welker. What the bleep was I thinking.

  16. avatar Craigmetsjets says:

    I phone correction. Obviously wes welker

  17. avatar Goose says:

    I shoulda had a V8.

  18. avatar jerk says:

    “Why couldn’t that little midget catch the ball.”

  19. avatar Brandon says:

    “I have a super model wife and well over $100 million. See you losers next year”

  20. avatar spent says:

    “I guess they were right picking me in the 6th round. BOOO HOO HOO BOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!”

  21. avatar Jolly Green Mangold says:

    “I remember each round… my name wasn’t called…. until the sixth round… :’( “

  22. avatar mataos says: January 18, 2012 at 7:10 pm "I don't buy it" says:

    “Well who the heck would have written gullible on my forehead?”

  23. avatar Mike P says:

    And boom goes the dynamite

  24. avatar Uncle V says:

    G
    I can’t catch the ball too.

  25. avatar Klecko71 says:

    How am I gonna explain this loss to my hair stylist

  26. avatar R in CT says:

    Remember the waterslide, remember the waterslide … happy place … happy place …

  27. avatar Carlos says:

    Damn!!! Things were so much easier when we were cheating….

  28. avatar jerk says:

    Gronkowsky is where doing what?

  29. avatar bowlingjet says:

    Damn! I forgot today is our anniversry.

  30. avatar damion says:

    Damit it! Its the NEW YORK GIANTS not the JETS.

  31. avatar Josh says:

    “For the last time guys, I don’t look like Justin Beiber.”

  32. avatar Dreamweaver says:

    Giselle said what?!? Ugh….

  33. avatar deuce4417 says:

    “welker was wide open!” “thank god everyone is giving him crap for not catching it” “man its good to be tom brady”

  34. avatar andy says:

    Excedrin head ache # 366

  35. avatar andy says:

    how about,
    I CANT BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING?

  36. avatar Steve says:

    Why did Rex Ryan predict we would win?

  37. avatar Team_Guinness says:

    “OK. I’ll admit it. I have a fetish for Rex Ryan’s feet.”

  38. avatar Bob Kole says:

    now I got to ride a BUS?!

  39. avatar Bob Kole says:

    This was the not the Pro Bowl?!

  40. avatar Bob Kole says:

    Coach is going to make we wear a HOODIE!!

  41. avatar Bob Kole says:

    Tim Tebow I can use you right now!

  42. avatar Bob Kole says:

    All these people not wearing Armani, I can’t bear to look!

  43. avatar Ari says:

    Where’s Bernard Pollard when you need him!

  44. avatar OldGuyJetFan says:

    “Ok, I married her because shes super hot, great bod…wait ,gimme a minute there is another reason, let me think!”

  45. avatar john says:

    UUGGHHHH, How many more DUMB, FUGGIN’ questions do I have to answer…..

  46. avatar Jason says:

    Eli just blew his load on my face for the 3rd straight time.

  47. avatar Petie V says:

    Oh Noooo, The Giants really are my Daddy!

  48. avatar TAWMMY says:

    YOU DO NAWT UNDAHSTAND OWAH SAWRROW! YOU DO NAWT UNDAHSTAND OWAH PAIN! WELKAH IS THE FOOTBALL BUCKNAH! NO ONE DENIES THIS!

    /shoves child wearing a yankee hat

  49. avatar Ghost On says:

    Why did I pick today to have Bassett follow me around…

  50. avatar Steve The Original says:

    “I still can’t believe I don’t know how to Tebow right!”

  51. “If only spygate had never happened, we woulda had 5!”

    • avatar Bent says:

      In all seriousness, arguably it could have been 10.

      You could say they’re still reaping the benefits of that run even now – all the low-cost players that overperformed, saving them cap room which has given them flexibility over the years, with some being converted into draft picks and compensatory picks that would have been higher than their overall value.

      Either that, or Spygate had no obvious impact and the Pats have proven over the last few years that it was all luck in those first three.

  52. avatar Revis Christ says:

    “Son of b**ch, I forgot my Ugg boots in my locker.”

  53. avatar JetzzzZ says:

    Everything hurts…..but my feet. good thing I wear uggs”

  54. avatar latinlawyer says:

    “My hairpiece is slipping…there we go. Whew, Jizzle would have killed me.”

  55. avatar GreenPanther says:

    ” Damn.. i already made my reservations at Disney World”

  56. avatar Jellis says:

    I hate having a wife who’s tougher than I am. It’s sooooo frustrating. I’m a person too you know.

  57. avatar Andy says:

    I forgot to leave a light on at home to discourage burglars.

  58. avatar Lam Jones says:

    OK, so if my hand is bigger than my face I’m what?

  59. avatar Bryce says:

    “This is how you Tebow right?”

  60. avatar rusty sanchez says:

    I can’t feel my face I mean I know it’s there but I still can’t feel it…. Sorry I had to go with the Blow reference

  61. avatar juunit says:

    “I can’t believe coming out of the closet is this hard…”

  62. avatar Tom Brady says:

    All the people that were rooting on me to fail, at the end of the day, they have to wake up tomorrow and have the same life that they had before they woke up today. They have the same personal problems they had today. I’m going to continue to live the way I want to live and continue to do the things that I want to do with me and my family and be happy with that. They can get a few days or a few months or whatever the case may be on being happy about not only myself, but the New England Patriots not accomplishing their goal. But they have to get back to the real world at some point.

  63. avatar Silvestre says:

    …God!…I hate the JETS!…

  64. avatar Sam says:

    “My therapist says that if Gisele was a man, she would be the pitcher and I would be the catcher. What am I doing wrong?”

  65. avatar fullypa says:

    I would gladly trade the 3 Cheating SB wins for the last 2 post-Cheating SB losses.

  66. avatar craigmetsjets says:

    My Daddy keeps beating me over and over and over again.

  67. avatar bbJETS says:

    “I am so embarrassed for my wife…”

  68. avatar Carlos Alvarez says:

    Wait….Giselle said what????

  69. avatar Carlos Alvarez says:

    scooby doo finish….he’s taking off his mask to reveal that he really is ” Mr. Kapowski, the MetLife Stadium Janitor… thats how Bellichek has been cheating all these years”

  70. avatar Lou says:

    I just hope she’s gives me a safety word tonight.